Elevator Etiquette

I Scream... U Scream... We all scream for.......

Oooooooooh the Sloth who takes the ride one floor!!! ARRGH. (unless you’re handicapped.. or old — you earned it). Take the STEPS!!!!

Who doesn’t want to loose weight?!!

We all look in the mirror when we are naked and think... geez... I should eat another balloon animal. Not

Ok so this is just a thought... when you get on the ship... make a declaration to yourself, your friends, and your family, that you are gonna take the steps and NOT THE ELEVATOR. 

Be reasonable. Max it out at 5-7 decks going up. {Or you will die....winded, sucking air, and your thighs on a 3-Alarm Kentucky Barn Fire!} Anything more than 7 decks take the elevator. You will burn a TON of calories.... I mean a buffet trip worth of calories!!

I don’t want to go on vacation and diet. Screw that. I work out, exercise, and eat healthy every week of my ‘life-not-on-vacation’ (but wishing I was).

In addition... you are PAYING for the food. Eat it. Try it. Try something new. Take a bite, a sip, a lick, and enjoy the succulent variety of niblits those crafty little chocolate loving Norwegian Viking Chefs cook.

So eat.  Drink.  Like a King or a Queen...and balance out those extra muffins you packed into your belly basket by taking the stairs.

Now don’t limit yourself on going DOWN the stairs. Skip on down!! Every time. Skipping makes you happy. Going down makes you happy. And the pictures in between the decks are sometimes really weird.

By the end of the week you will have climbed nearly 140 floors.... or more.... which is as tall as the tallest building in the world (Burj Khalifa)... that’s a feat.. an accolade... rewardable by ordering EVERY DESSERT ON THE MENU AT DINNER!!! They made them. Try them!!

Noteworthy: More often than not... taking the stairs you will actually beat the elevator. Because it stops at every floor. 

Energize On.